Peace and tranquility returned last weekend when Arsenal not only lost, but also failed to score for the first time this season.

Madoi: Dude, you managed to come to work today?
Vianney: Yes. Why do you ask?
Madoi: I thought the bodaboda guys were on strike seeing as Arsenal lost.
Ssemujju: Eh! You man, it seems you are hounding me. Since Arsenal lost you’ve not spent a minute without coming towards my office, what’s up?

Madoi: Ah! Nothing. I’m not hounding you at all. Why should I? I’m just collecting some water from the pantry.
Ssemujju: It seems you want to gloat from here because Chelsea is winning. You wait, you’re coming to The Emirates this weekend, you’ll see.
Kavuma: [bursting in from Katine] Haaa, that will be a cracker. But isn’t there a draw where each team gets zero points? I don’t want to see either of you get any more advantage over us.

Madoi: For me I haven’t even thought about the Arsenal loss and I don’t care.
Jeff: Wapi, as a Chelsea fan, I want Arsenal as far way behind.
Edris: These Arsenal guys are always making a lot of noise when they win. It’s time for them to feel the pain.
Mugalu: We of Liverpool have suffered a lot of taunting from Arsenal lately.

Kavuma: I understand Liverpool has asked for another dead-year and both the FA and UEFA are seriously considering it.
Sebugwawo: You of Man-Who keep quiet. But it was a sweet victory for Sunderland. At least they’ve not only beaten us.
Madoi: And this time it wasn’t a beach ball but a killer strike.
Ssemujju: The thing about you Liverpool guys is that you’re used to losing. In fact, it’s because of you that the Premiership no longer has a top four but in order to accommodate you, a new catchword of top seven has been crafted.

Murodo: At Man-U the winning run has began and we’re not part and parcel of your cheap talk.
Ssemujju: Let me tell you; the best position for Man-U this season is going to be fourth. You have no class.
Vianney: The last I knew, Ssemujju isn’t God. But as usual Man-U are winning a fourth title.

Ssemujju: Now unless you are telling me that you’re a witch-doctor to foretell.
Vianney: No...but you’ve seen Man-U; it always struggles at the start and ends up winning while you guys boast of your sexy football.
Madoi: These Man-U guys have all the referees and the FA on their pay-roll.

Kavuma: Get a life Rober! At least we are not blatant cheats like Thiefry Henry.
Madoi: Just imagine that our Drogba is injured because of Jonny Evans kick but he hasn’t been banned.
Kavuma: If a thug goes to rob and he is shot in the arm, who is to blame? Drogba wanted to fell Evans who was already air-borne. In his evil attempt, he collided with Evans’ studs. So Man U should cry about that?

Madoi: I’m sure if Essien had treaded on Ferdinand’s chest, the FA would have slapped a four-match ban on him in record time.
Zziwa: Yes, like they did to Adebayor.
Jeff: Hope Drogba recovers in time for the Arsenal game, we need him.
Madoi: True that.

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